Well then, it looks like you’ve probably got yourself a pretty hefty lawsuit against the perpetrator for kidnapping and holding you for a ransom. That’s treason buddy.
Whatever you do, DON’T PANIC IT’S ORGANIC. Your recorder is likely still rolling (especially if it is on your chest, under your shirt.) Just look at it as a little vacation from the rigors of the road. Have a laugh about it because you know these guys are gonna get busted and if you follow through with a suit, you will get paid.
Remember you are not a corporation and even in jail you are still sovereign and have free will. Tell them that you are trained by your legal counsel and that you cannot volunteer for any of their programs including giving away your personal property, such as your money, your clothing, your photograph, your fingerprints (yes those are your personal property too) Tell them that you are not interested in disrobing and volunteering yourself into their jail uniform. If they order you to do so tell them you are a Sovereign American with the TITLE 4 FLAG not a corporate franchisee of the State, that even in shackles you are free, not a slave, and that if they want your stuff they are gonna have to steal it from you.
Do not fight with them. Be polite but tell them that it is your responsibility as an American to educate them on the law. Do not sign anything voluntarily. Ask them “what is going to happen to me if I don’t.” Usually they threaten you with not being able to leave. If you want to get out, sign everything with the phrase in quotes:
“UNDER THREAT OF SLAVERY” UCC 1-308
First-Middle: Last
Demand a pencil and paper at the first opportunity and make note of names, times, incidents, rights violations, and what overall has transpired. If you can’t get a pencil do it with ketchup on a bag. If you are vegetarian, tell them you have a special religious diet and that your religion is Vaishnava (Bhagavad-Gita Ch. 9 Txt. 26). If they give you meat, tell them it is unclean and not fit to offer to the Lord. Demand access to a Law Library, Make note of who denied your demands and what time it occurred.
Important details to make note of:
• Name of Perpetrator
• Time
• Incident or violation
• Location
• Watch commander
• Witnesses and contact information
• Any other important details
If your friends have cell phones, you will not be able to call them from a jail phone. You should memorize at least one
land-line phone number that you can call if you are captured.
Here’s a tip! Usually a bail bond’s man will make a call or two on your behalf because he wants your money.